I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I party with great urgency now.
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