Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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