so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
why is half of my head shaved?
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