omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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