Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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