oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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