No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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