yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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