When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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