party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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