AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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