Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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