How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
When did angry sex become our thing?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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