I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
There r osticjed everywhere
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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