You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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