Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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