38 yer olds are good kisserssss
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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