:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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