Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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