It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I will be naked everywhere
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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