butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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