I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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