He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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