Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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