Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize