even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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