ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Shame - the story of my life.
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