Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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