That's intense
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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