uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The ass gains better be worth it
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