You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize