Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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