it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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