the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's like God shit irony all over that family
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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