i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The air was thick with penises
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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