Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
