dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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