I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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