I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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