areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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