brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she peed on how many people?
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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