im gay
i know
yea but for you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
