i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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