She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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