I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch