idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens