i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...