Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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