4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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