He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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