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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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