My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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