hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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