I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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