hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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