I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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